Angikholwa! Ngifunde kaningi emaphephandabeni aseNtshonalanga ukuthi ukuziphatha okunjalo kwabaphathi babo kuthathwa njengecala elibi, elihambisana necala lobugebengu. Njengomuntu ophansi kubangelwa ukuhlupheka okungabekezeleleki kokuziphatha, okumhlupha iminyaka eminingi.
Bengingamyeka nomkami abhejwe. Ukwenza isiqiniseko sokuthi uyinja. Noma yiliphi itshwele livele lilindele lokho. Lowo blonde akanankinga nokubhejwa yonke indawo. Leyonja enebhande lenjoloba akuyena umyeni wayo, lokho kuyiqiniso. Futhi umyeni, njengomnikazi wetshwele, uyalijolela ngaphandle kokuqapha okukhulu.
Ama-Blondes, anjalo - avumela umfana ukuba angene endlini futhi enze sengathi abazange bavale umnyango weshawa ngephutha. Nansi le ngquza ayigculisekile ngokushaya indlwabu, iphinde yamunca umfana. Futhi isoka futhi akazange nankinga ukuthi lo buhle wagxumela enkomeni yakhe. Futhi for dessert kwakukhona isidoda - okuyinto ngokuzithandela wathela emlonyeni wakhe. Usuku lwaba yimpumelelo!
Awu mndeni ngiyakutshela! Umama, ngenkathi ehlanza, waqaphela ukuthi indodana yakhe yayine-erection yasekuseni. Kujwayelekile kuleyo minyaka. Kunokuba enze sengathi akwenzekanga lutho, wabiza indodakazi yakhe enezinwele ezimhlophe wayicela ukuba isize umfowabo. Ekugcineni, bobabili baneliseka, futhi umama wajabula ngokuthi kwaphinde kwabusa ukuthula emkhayeni.
Yeka abathathu abahle. Ikakhulukazi umama omuhle .... ukuthi bobabili bathanda ucansi ngokulinganayo, umama nendodakazi. Babukeka bebahle, badlala ngenjabulo.